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I was in sand the other day, and I decided to do the eco-warrior quest. I made a macro that said something around the lines of "We need lots of lvl 20s and up for ecowarrior quest, send me a tell if u want to join, great reward."
So I do every idk... 2 or 5 minutes and I ALWAYS got at least 1 tell from a lvl 7 or something warrior with no subjob saying he wants to come, and I would say scarcastically (however the hell u spell it)are you level 20 and up?
Eventually I came to a guy who didn't understand levels and kept asking to join and after an hour I said ARE YOU LEVEL 20 YOU DAMIT!!!
and he said "why are u so mean" and it did make me feel kind of bad, but I just rolled my eyes and left.
Dam quest took 3 hours by the way =PPPPP.

This was't really a quote but a funny little story at least to me and the other more skilled player in our group of noobs.

I was leveling my THF up after hiting 25whm/17blm and was currently 15thf/7mnk so where do I go --- The DUNES of course.

Anyway I get into this party with 4 obvious noobs and me THF and another exp WAR. Anyway After the first battle I notice that the WHM is resting as well as everyone else except me ant the exp war. The other two melee/tanks were resting. So we are standing there and finally the WHM says why arn't THF and WAR resting. So I chime in well actually none of the non mages should be resting since we need to save our TP to do Weapon Skills so we can kill the mobs faster. So the WHM is like FINE but it will take longer if I have to heal you after the fight. The WAR and I just chuckled to each other in tells.

So the next fight goes on and we take a good beating. The 4 melee people are 1/2 hit points and the WHM is sitting down cause she has like no MP. So after gaining half her MP she stands up and starts casting cure II on the 4 of us and she only gets half of us healed and sits down again. Rinse Repeat. I say nothing.

So the third fight goes on in the same way...its over 4 melee people are half dead she rests gets MP stands up to start casting cure II on us. So as a WHM myself I chime in Hey your a lvl 16 whm right, you have divine seal. Why don't you cast mini benediction on us after the battle (Divine Seal + Curaga) it only takes 60 MP and it gets the job done faster and more efficeintly then CURE II one at a time. She was like I would but I used divine seal during the battle to save WAR. I was like oh ok.

So fourth fight same senerio, and I once again chime in You have 60 MP you should do Mini Benediction now. She was like well I can't I used divine seal during battle. I just chuckled to myself, how did I make it to lvl 25 without ever casting divine seal during battle..lol..just lucky I guess.

But in the end the funny part is. We are playing on and during the break between fights there was a Goblin Leecher near camp and we were set to fight the Damslefly. So our WHM chimes in hey make sure you kill the Goblin before fighting the fly or the Goblin will kill us.

The war and I just chuckled to ourselves...now the noob whm is giving us Tactical Advise....lmao. So I politly said we can't just fight anything that comes our way that Goblin will kill us.

Don't get me wrong I was new once (and in many ways still am) and I was in no way yelling or mean to this WHM in fact I tried hard to help her be a better more efficient WHM as politly as possible but she just wouldn't listen and the tactical advise just made me smile. Something I hadn't done in the Dunes in a long long time. So I guess I had her to thank for that :-) A succefull smile in Vulkurm Dunes.

Thanks and hope you like my long probably not to funny story.
Thiefcat

Noob: ifreet!
Marato: ....
Noob: summon!
Marato: ....
Noob: I need gil for warp scroll.
Marato: ....
Noob: Attack something.
Marato: ....
Noob: Common attack something.
Marato: ....
Noob: you suck
Marato: Atleast I have warp.

Does player arrogance fit this thread? I dunno but here's my story.

I'm leveling SAM in Dunes and find a party fairly quickly. We're all levels 13-14. We find a camp and are there for more than an hour. The XP was slow because we didn't have a dedicated WHM and the RDM's had limited MP. Well, after we'd been at this spot for more than an hour, another party decides to move in too.

Ok, not a big deal, they're level 10 so we're not going after the same mobs. I'm out looking for a mob and find a Tink and I pull it. My arrow flies blissfully away right as I read, "Gob Pop at camp!"

...

So, I run back to camp with my Tink and we start fighting it. Well the other gob decided that he wanted to join in the fun. My party ends up zoneing and part of the other party ends up zoneing for some unrelated reason as well. I'm running to Konst and die. I respawn and start running back to camp.

When I get back to camp, this prick (I so want to say Jubiejanks name...oops) is blaming us for "training mobs to other people to get them killed". I pipe up and say we did nothing wrong. He threatens to call a GM, blah blah blah.

The Tink decided that he hadn't had enough so came running back to our camp. So I voke the Tink and start running back to Konst. While running I get a tell from this guy saying that we've violated the EULA and if it happens again he's calling a GM. I zone, rest a little bit, collect my thoughts, then go back to Dunes.

I reply back that my party had done nothing wrong. Explained the pull plus the pop caused problems. His response: "Whatever, you don't know what you're talking about. Blacklisted. And tell friends that if it happens again, I'm calling a GM." WOOHOO!! My first confirmation of being put on someones blist. I don't care. So I add him to mine as well.

I actually took him off because I wanted to see if he'd saying anything about myself or out party. He didn't, but the nerve of some people. Oh, I didn't bother to find out his job levels and rank.

Yeah I know..LOL. This person has been on the last few times I have been...so if they are on tonight I might just ask them if they want to party. We'll see though. ^_^

This one is a funny one ^_^.

My real life friend Greg was playing ff11, had just gotten his second moghouse upgrade so I said can I borrow your bed. He whined about how his bed was already on the auction house, so no. I was like ok whatever, it's cool I can buy my own bed *grumble*. He was like I would but I have to buy my third upgrade and thats spensive. *Grumble ******** from me.

A few hours later I get this tell and hear it over the linkshell.

Greg: *bleep (explicative deleted) bleep bleep*

me: what?

Greg: I just threw away my royal bed!

Me: Lmao *thinking (serves ya right you greedy jerk wink)

Greg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Me: Are you serious?

Greg: Well you see I was heading back from the Ghelsba Outpost and I had an extra key but no room. So I went to throw away the key so I'd have room. I came back to town to place my bed. Hmmn, why is that key still in my inventory and I have room? *Panic* Shhhhhttttt! WHERE'S MY ROYAL BED!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!80k down the drain. /cry

Me: *translator* /comfort
Secretly I'm laughing so hard I'm about to fall off the chair. Later when we were discussing it on the phone I was teasing him about it. He makes quite a good impression of a wookie crying. ^_^

The post above about those bazaar bags made me remember the total noob thought I had when I first saw those. For the longest time I thought those icons were horse heads! I thought you got that if you could ride a chocobo and I couldn't figure out why there wouldn't be a chocobo head instead! :-P

Um...maybe back away a few feet from the screen and you'll see it too? *blush*

Edited, Fri May 28 15:01:40 2004 by Dawntreader

In most cases, yes. The pop was far enough away that I thought we could battle the tink and then get ready for this new gob. Well, according to SE, gobs are nomadic, which means the move...a lot. Which is what happened with this gob. >.< He wandered to our camp and joined in the fun. ;_;

From the exact opposite of noobs:
I'm in Altepa as a 32 RDM grouping with part of a SPT levelling their subs. Gobs of fantastically expensive stuff and HQ items.

After a few pulls I get kicked.

<me>: ??? Why'd you do that?
<party leader>: You haven't cast Refresh one damn time so far!
<me>: ...

Then he remembered we're all 32 and brought me back in. Ended up with plenty of XP.

Oh my god, this is the most wonderful thread ever. Here are my additions:

-- Yes, I too at one point thought that the bazaar bag icons were an LS icon. I was like "man, that's a cool LS icon, I wish my LS had an icon like that." -_-

-- One day while logging in Ghelsba Outpost with my mentor status on, some Lv8 MNK ran up and /telled me, "I really want in an LS." I didn't want to say anything, because my LS is a very limited thing, like only to a few people that we really really like, and I don't like having to turn people down. A few seconds later, though, he /tells again, "I want the one with the 'M.'" I was in nice guy mode so I /telled the guy "the 'M' is for mentors ^^;;;;;;".

-- The other day I was reading a quest forum here on Allakhazam, I think the SAM quest one. I noticed how some guy posted that he soloed the Forger easily, and used Barrage and Sidewinder to nearly kill the thing. So my LS is wondering what level and job this guy is, and I'm like, "well, I think Barrage is a RNG ability." So I check the RNG page here and I'm like "no, looks like RNG doesn't get Barrage...ooh, but we do get an ability called 'Rapid Shot' at level 30." I was promptly enlightened that Barrage is Rapid Shot. -_- It gets better. After that, I was still confused as to which job exactly Sidewinder was for. So I checked MNK and THF too, and neither of them had it, and I was like "okay, what the hell is Sidewinder, it's not RNG or MNK or THF..." My LS-mates then had the pleasure of informing me that it's a weapon skill. Ahh, the fun... -_-

hahha there was a thread not to long ago about little things people do, one person said he emot stole 100 gil from a low lvl and the lower chased after him for a long time :P maybe that was you lol

While heading to the Kazham Airship I was stopped by a panicky Taru who said the Galka wouldn't accept the keys for the airship pass. After confirming he had the correct keys, etc. I finally asked, "Do you have the expansion installed?"

He paused. "The what?"

/facefault "The Zilart Expansion. Kazham is part of the expansion."

"Oh... What's an expansion?"

ok i have one, well its not really mine it happend to a frined of mine but its to good to pass up.

hes walking in lathine and he hears a converstion between a noob and a guy on a choco. this is how it goes.

<noob> wtf is that?
<Chocodude> its a chocobo they let you go places faster then walking>
<Noob> where can i get one
>Chocodude> well you have to catch them but there really fast. but here ill let you try and catch mine.
the noob then lines up to chase it and and when the guy gets off the choco the choco runs away with the noob following it all across la thine.