Funny Noob Sayings. ^_^Follow

I log into the game for the first time and two buds send me a tell. Naturally, I reply back no prob.

Them: Hey, where are you? Did you make a char in Sandy?

Me: Yup, I'm in Sandy by the AH. I checked map.

Them: I don't see you. You sure you are by AH? Tell us what you see.

Me: I see people. Wait. I'm by a crystal. What's that?

Them: K, we know where crystal is at. We'll go get you.

*30 minutes later*

Me: Hey, you guys coming?

Them: Uh, we can't find you.

Me: ...

Them: ...

( moral: Even if someone has played longer than you have albeit one week, there is no grounds to assume they know more than you do~)

In Jeuno there was a 30 war sending shouts for help with samurai quest. I don't remember the exact line, but it was obviously macroed and something like.

"Looking for help with samurai quest from a level 60+. Offering 1k reward."

it's not really funny, but while i was fishing the other day, 2 different "new adventurers" came up to me.

the first one stayed there for about a minute, examined me and sent me a tell "your fishing thats cool". then walked away.

the second one walked up to me, examined me 3 times and shouted "hi". I ignored him, and received a lovely tell from him in return.


/sigh

I've done nothing but read this thread from beginning to end when I found it... I've been filling LS chat with the tales.. my especial favorites was the lvl14 rdm who didn't know what cure was and the Tactical Casting WHM...

Anyway:

<partymember> poisona pls
*BLM casts Poisonga*
*18 mobs aggro BLM*
<BLM> WTF &*&^%(*()^*& why did you tell me to cast that?
*disbands*



also:
from a SUM noob: "How did your LS get that cool M in it?"

Hehe, these are all so funny so I thought that I'd share some of my noob stories ^^. Ok when i was first starting out i knew nothing, so i was reading all the information that came with my game. So i was reading the little thing that says the emotes and some basic commands and what different coloured names meant. So i read it and it said PC character's names are in blue and such. I was all like whoa! there are computer characters that run around!!! that is soo cool ^^. So i was running around a few hours after that and i seen one of these PC characters so i invited him into my party to see what he'd do. When i did i said hello! mr.PC and he was like hey ^^. Then i was like wanna gop lvl and he was like OK ^^. Then my brother comes by and hes like cool your in a party what lvl is the guy? And i reply hehe i dunno hes a computer guy you can't check him. My brother replied to this by saying something about how i'm so dumb and that buddy was annonymous and so on ^^. So then i ask the guy if he was an actual person or a computer and he says a person so i was like oh... well hehe ^^ JOKE! then i ran away and logged off feeling embarressed >_<

Running around in Ghelsba and I saw a guy use 'Voke to break an orc away from the (quite large) herd. Needless to say 2 seconds later he was running his *** off with a train of perhaps 15 orcs on him. The most gratifying part was watching him scream "WTF ARE ALL THESE ORCS CHASING ME FOR! I ONLY 'VOKED ONE!!!!11!!"

When I first got SMN I was standing just outside of the Bastok Markets gate, admiring myself and reveling in my accomplishment by leveling my summoning skill with the atomic squirrel and earth elemental. I was /anon and had lvl 1 equip on. I summon the earth elemental:

noob WAR (lvl 5 or 6 I think): /attempts to fight the elemental
noob WAR: /t <me> stand still and dont cast any magic!
noob WAR: /t <me> I'll help you, just dont move and no magic!
noob WAR: /t <me> I didnt know there were elementals here...ok here's the plan, I will get you to safety the zone is right there.

He then /tells me this elaborate multi-step plan to get us to the zone safely. I remain silent.

noob WAR: /t aww sh**....you are a summoner arent you?
me: yes ;)
noob WAR: please dont tell anyone about this....I gotta go

And he ran off. LOL, that was too funny. He took it like a champ, though, and he's probably a darn good player now. Great post, I needed a laugh or two. ^_^

That one made me laugh the most out of this whole thread "^_^"

Heres my biggest noob moment in month. It happened late last night in an xp pt in Gustav Tunnel.

We have a smei static party and after about 3 hours of getting sub-par xp we were about to disband at about 5 am in the morning.

We had just lost our 6th member due to a disconnect. So the 5 of us were just standing around waiting for him to come back or disband. I was quietly hoping he wouldnt come back so I could sleep.

In my tired stupidity I walked right up to two of the pugil like creatures floating in a little pond. How cute they are. I poke them and laugh. Suddenly I see it in the chat window.

"Watch out they aggro!"

Well they sure did. Both of them. I dont remember what their names are but they both came after the 5 of us and we were far from ready to take on the both of them. The Monk and I (pld) jump on one. While the other 3 players hop on the other one. I am trrying to gain the aggro of both of them so I can just tell them to run for it and let me die. However I am still about 15 mins away from having my 2 hour back. The WHM lets benediction go about 1/3 of the way into the battles and somehow we all manage to keep relative hate coming our way and we all have new life. Slowly I watch ym life bar going down. I see other pt memebers getting low and start spamming Cure II's to keep who ever I can alive. Just as I am about to die the monk/war vokes off of me. Just then I see that the 1st one is dead. The rest of the pt comes over to help out on the second one.

I keep my eye open on the monks hp. Slowly it is being drained from him and he is doen to about 45 hp. One more hit and I know he is dead. My hp isnt much better at around 50 or so. Looking at the pugil-thingy he is down to his last bit of life as well.

I think for a second we might make it through this ok just a few more hits and he should be gone. I let go with fast blade and the thing is still alive! Damn! Looking back at the monk I see he is still one hit away from death (You guys know how fast stuff happens when things go wrong). I'll be damned if I am going to let the monk die cuz of my stupidity. So I voke back onto me and he turns my way. Hits me 1 time and down I go. Dead.

No problem I think. They will kill him and Ill be the one who suffers from my own bad move. However the pugil-type turns back to the monk and lets off one final death blow right before the pugil himself goes down. The last three deaths happened within 3 seconds of each other and if I could have bought the monk another 5 seconds he would have lived. I died, The monk died, and both pugils died. I however felt like the biggest moron on all of Vanadiel.
All I could say was I promised not to play with the fish anymore. Not good.

Just remembered one...

I was in a pt as a 17thf with subjob. We had a slot open up and invited a RDM. This RDM quickly says, "I'll pay you all 100 gil if we can get a magicked skull"

I think the whole pt laughed to themselves, i know i was. But we all reply 'ok'.

Now only one other person in the pt need a skull so he jokes, 'I'll pay you each 500 for the skull!'

The RDM says, "You #$*&# I asked FIRST!"

and drops the party. LOL

Of course we would have gotten the skull for free. :P

Ok, I am a self confessed noob, so here goes.

biggest noob moment I remember. I was the RDM in a party at level 12-13ish and our puller brings in a sheep. I knew that they put out Sleep, so I made sure I was well out of the AOE. Sure enough, sleep was cast by the sheep when it was close to being food. However, the Thf in the party was not effected, so I kept throwing heals. No one died, but the party was not happy that I didnt know that cure would have woke up the whm, war, and melee's.

I joined a party as a 13 whm/6 rdm and (after reading this thread) decided to have some fun. I immediately said that I wanted to pull and melee because I am a melee whm. LOL. I was immediately kicked. I /em laughs at gullible party leader. I was immediately invited back.

I was in the marshlands for the first time and saw a Marlboro. I was like WTF is that thing. I walk up to it, hit Poke <t>, and found myself waking up at the HP.

I was going to the dunes as a 12 rdm to level (I updated my spells and was thinking of how I have things together.) Running through the Highlands, I see a huge sheep thing, cool sheep dont aggro. "Cool the ground shakes when this thing moves." I woke up at HP.

I ran through the dunes going to Selbina, I wanted to send a tell to a buddy and needed the spelling of his name. I scoll through the log and then see at bottom "Bogy cast -----" I woke up at HP.

I was in the Dunes with a rng in 12-13 level party who said pulling gob ---. We say cool. A short time later, 5 gobs show up (2 Tinkers, Butcher, ? other two). (Im the WHM, only mage in party) War tank engages, I shout "RUN TO Zone" and take off. One by one, I see the party members get defeated. We were by the boat on the beach and all were dead by the time I turned the corner. I get a tell after I zone and start to return
war: Find us 5 raises since you decided not to help us.
I get there, send a shout for raises
me: why did you not run, there was no way we would have survived 5 gobs.
war: Well we could have put one person per gob and you would heal us as we fight.
/em Laugh
me: have you ever played mage before? I can only cast so fast.
war: NO, but you are suppose to sacrifice yourself to keep us alive.
/disband

Well those are what I have.

that is totally awesome!
well my noob saying isn't so much a noob saying as it is a misunderstanding. Ne way i was PTing with this guy and while we were healing the following conversation took place.

XXXX: did you hear about the wedding thing
me: yeah i heard their allowing NA players to get married what about it
XXXX: well did you read what the ceremonies are like?
me: no i got as far as the price and i stopped reading.
XXXX: dude you wont believe what the tarutaru do when they get married!
XXXX: they consume each others flesh! i cant wait see it!
me: u must have misread something dude
XXXX: no i swear i read it in that article on playonline homepage!
me: uh okay i guess i got to check that out

we finsh healing and continue to kill things
later on i go to playonline's homepage to check out what he said.
this is what the article says for those who haven't read it yet:
" it is the exchange and consumption of ceremonial foods. This exchange joins the couple in flesh and blood as the ceremony binds their destinies."
okay so the dude's an idiot and i got a good laugh. ^^

I think he meant that since the guy didn't know what tanking was he was a "noob."

I was in a PT earlier today as BRD 6/WHM 3 with a War7/RDM3, War7, BLM7/WHM7, and a WHM8.

So we go to La Thine (the lake) to fight Thickshells...
Well, on my other jobs, I got to level 12 soloing and did the rest at Valk etc, so i had no experience here...

Well... We attack a Thickshell and it deals 40 dmg to the main tank... We're like wow. The crab continues to beat us to the ground. The secondary tank yells "ZONE" (the main tank is dead) and he starts running away (I know... Great right? ><). No one else zones because the zone is too far.. We just tried our luck. We die in about 20 seconds (mainly because the crab couldnt choose who to kill first). So we all go back to HP and we find out the secondary tank survived and just ran (>.<). Well, the PT just disbands after that. /sigh. Oh and I forgot. The puller did not checkt the mob and we found out it was IT even to our level 8 PT member... Yeah we were screwed. ><.

/em makes a mental note to not go to La Thine till level 9