Yeah, the chronic PMS *STAINS* your mom leaves on my linens. Thank God, Buddha, Allah, Jehova, and (most particularly) Frosty the damn Snowman she's too dumb to realize it's the guest room. (Speaking of which, I'm not pimping her out. Who wants a piece of the action?)
As for the warts, you've got the wrong species, bubba. I dunno who you're talking to, but my **** is still big and clean. Yeah, you're all envious. Especially you, Trizz, ya whiskey-****** $hit.