User:Soracloud  

Enjoys Beer, Feet, Women and Beer.

In that order.

loves black people.

Prolonged excessive consumption of beer has deluded him into believing New Joisey (Joi Sey is cambodian for #$%^ off) is a great place to live. Let this be a warning to you all - drink in moderation. Lucky enough to have found a hot woman who drinks even more. Heavy drinking is a requirement for living in Joisey - upon accidentally sobering up, most Joisey detainees will swim for Manhattan.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey