BIKECATFollow

games of hide and seek are futile against BIKECAT

the last thing a pigeon does before BIKECAT

weather conditions of the most inhospitable are no match for BIKECAT

everybody is silenced in the wake of BIKECAT

BIKECAT's slave, whom's face has been whited out to hide the scars of trying to control BIKECAT

all other cats are struck cold with fear in the presence of BIKECAT

democratic processes and fair debate are nullified under BIKECAT

holes in the ozone layer are futile in stopping BIKECAT

countless have perished by the claws of BIKECAT

nighttime will not offer you protection from BIKECAT

even the death star is powerless to defend against BIKECAT

no dj can compare to the skills of BIKECAT

not even nature can withstand BIKECAT

all your base are belong to BIKECAT

BIKECAT is above medicine

BIKECAT has his eyes set on YOU!

BIKECAT.

I GET IT!

It's so clear to me now...the entire purpose of FFXI...a cat...that rides in a bike...and does...........STUFF :O

GIGA GASP

Who could be so genius as to develop a plan such as this? I applaud you kind sir and feline companion of epic porportions. Today the FFXI forums tomorrow THE WORLD!!!

*plays the pinky and the brain song*

/sigh I thought we sub defaulted this already. It might be worthwhile if it was at least original, who rated him back up?

Edited, Wed Apr 12 02:36:22 2006 by Kutsurabi

His name is Kuma, I believe.

Nice.