The hell you are! You can't be the King of Shiva. Shiva is a Theocracy, not a monarchy, and you
will worship Pokiehl the Living God. My divine rule is eternal, my judgement is swift and ruthless.
You all shall tremble at the righteous hand, and bow down to my glorious presence. I will come down like a thunderbolt and destroy any who dare oppose my immortal rule.
From this day henceforth, Shiva will known as Poketopia, my religion (which you better be part of or you die) is Pokism, and all my faithful shall be known as Pokists.
Now for my followers themselves. All hot chicks will become Priestesses, and devote themselves body and soul (especially body) to me.
Since all you mortals amuse me so, Barchiel can't be a Jester, but I will allow you a seat at my earthly palace..of earthly delights ^.~
Nuclearmayhem can still be an executioner, purging the land of infidels and fishmongers (they is t3h stinky).
And since I like Sophus, I'll take him out of Msz's jail, throw him in jail, and make Sophus my fan-waving guy while my hot mithra concubines feed my grapes.
Your Lord and Master has spoken, so shall it be.