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#1 Sep 29 2005 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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I am King
/bow Down
#2 Sep 29 2005 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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We humbly submit to your rule.
#3 Sep 29 2005 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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We humbly submit to your rule.


Speak for yourself!!

I formally contest your leadership. I am positive i am the King.

#4 Sep 29 2005 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent
I say to you Shiva lets work together for it appears we have a King to dethrone.

If we do not dethrone you though, please accept this as my back up plan. Smiley: bowdown
#5 Sep 29 2005 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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If you are King, then I'm Court Jester of the Royal House of Shiva. ^w^
#6 Sep 29 2005 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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You smell like grandma
#7 Sep 29 2005 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
I volunteer to be the royal courts Executioner. I've been practicing with my axe and I think I'll do a good job.
#8 Sep 29 2005 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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King? Ms.?

Um...

Revolution anyone?
#9 Sep 29 2005 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
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acepod wrote:
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We humbly submit to your rule.

Yes! We humbly submit, O Mighty King


Thank you my loyal subject.

The One and Only Proroc wrote:
Smiley: bowdown


You have learned quickly.

I officialy declare Barchiel Court Jester/Minstrel
I officaily declare NuclearMayhem Court Executioner
I officaly declare that Sophus be thrown in the dungeons with...Goldenshower along with all else who oppose me or rate me down! Goodbye :(

cant spell officialy worth a damn xD(is that how you spell it? xD)

Edited, Thu Sep 29 19:44:24 2005 by Mszsliccc

Edited, Sat Oct 22 15:40:15 2005 by Mszsliccc
#10 Sep 29 2005 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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double posted <.<

Edited, Thu Sep 29 19:42:28 2005 by Mszsliccc
#11 Sep 29 2005 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
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triple post xD

Edited, Thu Sep 29 19:48:10 2005 by Mszsliccc
#12 Sep 29 2005 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
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Who are you again?
#13 Sep 29 2005 at 10:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Officially. I think.

Maybe we should ask Goldenchild AKA Slipsloppy...
#14 Sep 30 2005 at 3:05 AM Rating: Good
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I am King


The hell you are! You can't be the King of Shiva. Shiva is a Theocracy, not a monarchy, and you will worship Pokiehl the Living God. My divine rule is eternal, my judgement is swift and ruthless.

You all shall tremble at the righteous hand, and bow down to my glorious presence. I will come down like a thunderbolt and destroy any who dare oppose my immortal rule.

From this day henceforth, Shiva will known as Poketopia, my religion (which you better be part of or you die) is Pokism, and all my faithful shall be known as Pokists.

Now for my followers themselves. All hot chicks will become Priestesses, and devote themselves body and soul (especially body) to me.

Since all you mortals amuse me so, Barchiel can't be a Jester, but I will allow you a seat at my earthly palace..of earthly delights ^.~
Nuclearmayhem can still be an executioner, purging the land of infidels and fishmongers (they is t3h stinky).
And since I like Sophus, I'll take him out of Msz's jail, throw him in jail, and make Sophus my fan-waving guy while my hot mithra concubines feed my grapes.

Your Lord and Master has spoken, so shall it be.

#15 Sep 30 2005 at 6:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Since all you mortals amuse me so, Barchiel can't be a Jester, but I will allow you a seat at my earthly palace..of earthly delights ^.~


SWEET! I'm guessing this palace of earthly delights has some hawt chicks, right? Oooh, I'm so delighted, hehehe. "I'll take one of those, one of those, oh and her too^^."
Long live the king!!!

/em says his Pokist prayer.
#16 Sep 30 2005 at 8:26 AM Rating: Good
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Greaaaaaat. Nice to know all that levelling, skilling up, nm hunting, questing, and assisting others has finally paid off. Now I get to wave fans!


:(


I am never using the /wave function again. From now on, it's all pokes and slaps.
#17 Sep 30 2005 at 8:46 AM Rating: Good
Sophus, your right. Why should you have to wave fans for me. So I provided an......educational video. Guess which guy you are. Hint: It's not the guy on the screen (that's me).

I'm your Leader




Edited, Fri Sep 30 09:58:43 2005 by Pokiehl
#18 Sep 30 2005 at 8:57 AM Rating: Decent
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/em Punts Poki

#19 Sep 30 2005 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
Whaddya know, Acepod just volunteered himself to be first of many sacrifices in my honor.

Yeah, I was gonna let you hang out in my palace with all my hot chick priestesses like Barchiel, but you just had to go and mess it up.
#20 Sep 30 2005 at 9:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Whaddya know, Acepod just volunteered himself to be first of many sacrifices in my honor.

Yeah, I was gonna let you hang out in my palace with all my hot chick priestesses like Barchiel, but you just had to go and mess it up.


I'm Pokism atheist sorry i dont beleive in you.
#21 Sep 30 2005 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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Too bad for work PCs. I'll check it out later.
#22 Sep 30 2005 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Now for my followers themselves. All hot chicks will become Priestesses, and devote themselves body and soul (especially body) to me.


Oh my! Femwhispers /panic /run away.......



#23 Sep 30 2005 at 9:41 AM Rating: Decent
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*Creates a rebel group known as The Varden to overthrow Queen Poki and reclaim the Throne*
#24 Sep 30 2005 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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You still smell like grandma
#25 Sep 30 2005 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
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SophusTehNewb wrote:
I will join you, O Great and Rightful King Msz


Thank you, I might decide not to throw you back in the dungeons with Goldenshower if you do well.
#26 Sep 30 2005 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't be able to see that even if it was true. I have ***-kissing filters turned on :D
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