FFXI Thought for the Day Archives

If a Quadav has the job of a ninja does that make him a ninja turtle?
Aspidochelone is the only fight that can end with both Victory and D.Feet.
With all those eyes, why do Hecteyes detect by sound?
If it's San d'Orian Tea, why is it made with Windurstian Tea Leaves?
Isn't it strange that putting something ON makes you look more nude?
Orcish Fodders run around everywhere. Where are the Orcish Mudders?
If you cast Haste on someone who is AFK, will they be back quicker?
Do Malboro Vines make good cigarettes, or do they just give you Bad Breath?
If Jellys are resistant to melee attacks... is peanut butter resistant to magic attacks?
Chuck Norris doesn't ride chocobos, he carries them.
One can carry 60 full size beds, but cannot stack 2 glasses of juice...
Good gear doesn't make a bad player good, it makes a good player better.
Ever use Wasp Sting, with a Beestinger, on a hornet?
Is it bad luck if a Mithra BLM crosses your path?
Coming soon to a store near you: I Can't Believe It's Not Selbina Butter!
Funny how when you put a bat to sleep they keep on flying.
Why do the shopkeepers stand around telling you that they are closed instead of going home?
Shouldn't Elvaans be allowed to wear more than just one earring on each ear?
Shouldn't Tarutaru body gear be equippable on Galka hands?
New recipes are out! Time to start up more looooong conversations with the recipe NPCs!
Tacos and salsa but no burritos? Bah!
Happy Girl's Day!
How do you make a party dance? Put a little Bogy in it!
Why is Venom Potion listed at the Auction House under 'Medicines?'
Happy New Year
How come bald Humes can wear hairpins?
Why do Quadavs cast Shell when they already have one on their back?
If Moblins have frying pans, why don't they drop bacon and eggs??
Enjoy those cheap 1,000 gil chocobos while you can!
Don't you wish real gardening was this easy, kupo~~?
How come if you have between 8-10 fingers (depending on race), you can only wear 2 rings?
If they're called Rent-a-Rooms, why are they free?
Why can't Galkas use two-handed weapons with one hand?
Why are Taru swords not called Daggers or knifes?
Why don't the Yagudo attack the worms?
Why are the sheep in La Theine mad?
If some snappy Yagudo gives you the bird, tell him to flock off!
Welcome PS2 Players
So you say to your Link Shell "Hey, I just killed Ahtu" -- Geshunteit
Bubbly Bernie doesn't sound very crabby to me.
There are rabbits in this game that would scare even the great Tim.
How can there be so much undead in a world where nobody really dies?
If monsters ate fisherman in real life like they do in in Vana'Diel, thoseSunday morning fishing shows would be in prime time.
Signet. Don't leave home without it.
Final Fantasy? This is just the beginning!